I HAVE THE MICROPHONE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY

Here is a list of teams that suck:

1. New England Patriots
2. Chicago Bulls
3. Chicago Blackhawks
4. Duke Blue Devils
5. Republicans
6. Brooklyn Nets
7. Nadal
8. All other tennis players
9. Dave's mom
10. Philadelphia Phillies

Thank you.  May Richard Dawkins have mercy on your souls.