Friday, January 30, 2015

Bare With Me

I was busy getting suckered into annoying everyone on Facebook, and then I remembered that was the reason I made SST 3-4 years ago.  So get ready for another hot take on Deflategate, the 2nd most entertaining sports story of the past 2 weeks.  

Let's start by me saying that I am a Patriots fan.  I am also a Chicago Cubs fan and most Cubs fans will tell you that they shared a certain empathy with Red Sox fans (pre-2004).  Because of this, I always had an overall positive opinion of Boston sports teams.  When the Packers (probably the only sports team I remember disliking as a child) played the Patriots in the 1997 Super Bowl, I threw my support (or as much as a 10 year old can) behind the Patriots and essentially forgot about them for the next 5 years.  I remember watching the snow bowl at old Foxboro and the 2002 Super Bowl and being like "this is fun".  Even while I officially had a second team, who won 2 more Super Bowls in 2004 and 2005, I still didn't really care about sports that much until college.  It was probably around the time that people were arguing about Rex Grossman vs. Brian Griese that I started to lose interest in the Bears.  Around 2006-2007, my transition to the Patriots was complete. 

I say all this to highlight that I have a bias in the following discussion, but I have tried to look at things from a neutral standpoint.  I am a liberal who thinks it was pretty weak that Donald Sterling had to sell his team, a Radiohead fan who doesn't think In Rainbows ranks among their best work, and a Cubs fan who finds the scrappy white dude annoying.  I do not blindly support every issue of an organization I stand for or behind.  I have heard much opining about how the deflation scandal does not matter because the Patriots won the game by 38 points and I think that's bullshit.  While there is no ground for an argument that the Colts should be playing this Sunday, the outcome never justifies cheating.  Do I think the Patriots cheated?  I honestly don't know.  Someone might have.  There certainly is not enough to come to a conclusion, let alone start punishing people.  I fully support Belichick when he says he was not involved.  This is someone who completely owned up to his involvement in the Spygate controversy.  How about Brady?  I don't believe that any professional quarterback could not tell the difference between balls of different pressures.  However, this does not mean he is lying about being aware of balls being intentionally deflated.  Let's take a look at some of the arguments against the Patriots from the past two weeks:

-The Patriots have a history of cheating.  This one still pisses me off beyond belief.  What the Patriots did in 2007 certainly broke rules, but calling this cheating is a bit of a stretch.  I also believe that 95% of people who reference Spygate could not even tell you what they were actually guilty of.  To review, the league sent out a memo to all NFL teams in 2006 telling teams to stop recording other team's signals for use "during a game".  This memo was sent out because SEVERAL, if not most teams were doing this at the time.  Belichick, being a prick, realized that it didn't explicitly state you could not film them for use after the game.  He was continuing to record opposing team's sidelines into week 1 of the 2007 season before he was "caught" spying.  Because apparently, having a camera set up in front of 80,000 people in plain sight is spying.  Having to do without this camera was clearly a huge loss for the Patriots, who went on to win 17 straight games afterwards.  So yes, there was some degree of working around the rules, even if you want to call it cheating, but it's hardly the type of thing that should cast a shadow on your organization.  There is also the issue of the "fact" that the Patriots recorded the Rams' walkthrough before the 2002 Super Bowl.  This story came from the Boston Globe who reported that a former NFL employee admitted to doing so.  When questioned, the employee said that was not true.  He was wearing a Patriots shirt and hooking up cameras in the area where the practice was going on.  An NFL investigation discovered that the cameras in question did not have a power source.  This employee had been fired by the Patriots for secretly recording personal conversations with the owner of the team.  The Globe apologized for this story, saying it was inaccurate.  However, this is still cited as conclusive evidence against the team's tendency to cheat. 

-The Patriots don't respect the game.  This idea that other teams do not do stuff like this is laughable.  The Colts pumped artificial crowd noise through their stadium PA at home games when the other team's offense was on the field.  I can't help but feel like if that same thing happened at Gillette against the Colts, it would be an even huger story than the balls.  Mike Tomlin walked in front of a Ravens player on the field and impeded his progress last season.  The Vikings were "caught" warming balls in front of a heater just two months ago.  The 1998 NFL Champion Broncos "cheated" to have both John Elway and Terrell Davis on the roster that season.  http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A28969-2004Sep17.html.  That's a pretty big deal.  Look at baseball.  The Phillies' bullpen coach stealing signs from the bullpen.  Pine tar.  Corked bats.  THE OTHER TEAM IN THE SUPER BOWL HAS LED THE NFL IN PED SUSPENSIONS OVER THE PAST FEW SEASONS.  I'm not saying they should be punished, but why are the Patriots the only cheaters?  Oh, because they have a history of cheating.  See previous paragraph.

-The Colts ball weren't deflated.  Brady said that he prefers his balls to be less inflated.  Let's just say that the Patriots' balls were set at 12.5 psi, the minimum, before the game and the Colts' balls were at 13.5, both teams within legal limits.  Over the course of the game, let's just say the balls each lose 1 psi due to the conditions.  It could even be less, but since the argument doesn't change, let's use a round number.  Now the Patriots balls are at 11.5, under limits and the Colts balls are at 12.5, within limits.  This would lead to the Patriots' balls being under regulation and the Colts balls being within "legal" range.  In this scenario, which very likely could be the actual case, neither team cheated.  I have no idea what the locker room attendant was doing with both teams' balls, but the fact that only the Patriots' balls were "illegal" is irrelevant if Luck prefer his balls with more air than does Brady.

-The Patriots have fumbled far less than any other team since Brady helped pass a rule that road teams can supply their own footballs.  Again, like the previous paragraph, if Tom likes his balls at the lower end of the legal range, the Patriots' balls will naturally be easier to hang onto.  Even though the Patriots' fumbling rate is by far the lowest in the league over that span by a few standard deviations from the mean, it does not account for simply being the best at something.  I am fairly sure that the Spurs, LeBron James, Lionel Messi also don't fall within a normal bell curve.  Also, having watched this team for 10 years, I can tell you that it only takes 2 or 3 fumbles to lose your job permanently.  Ask Steven Ridley.  He went from being "the guy" to a 2nd or even 3rd string (before injury) from one bad half of football.  Given how great of a coach Belichick is and also how strongly winning is correlated with turnover differential, it isn't preposterous to think that maybe Belichick drafts and coaches around the mentality of NO FUMBLES.

-Tom Brady looked like he was lying at his press conference.  Fuck you.

So yeah, if we find out they were cheating, it would be a pretty big blow.  Not "I can't watch this team anymore" big, but it would be a bummer.  I just haven't seen anything yet to convince me that they were definitely cheated, and I'm not naive enough to think that they are unique in their douchebaggery.  And everyone's reasons for why they are guilty (see above) are pretty much shit.  So call me an idiot and tell me I'm wrong.  Go Pats.

Friday, April 19, 2013

MY NBA PLAYOFF PICKS ROUND 1

Miami def Milwaukee in 5
New York def Boston in 6
Indiana def Atlanta in 4
Brooklyn def Chicago in 7

Oklahoma City def Houston in 5
Los Angeles Lakers def San Antonio in 6
Denver def Golden State in 6
Memphis def Los Angeles Clippers in 6

THANK YOU!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

I HAVE THE MICROPHONE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY


Here is a list of teams that suck:

1. New England Patriots
2. Chicago Bulls
3. Chicago Blackhawks
4. Duke Blue Devils
5. Republicans
6. Brooklyn Nets
7. Nadal
8. All other tennis players
9. Dave's mom
10. Philadelphia Phillies

Thank you.  May Richard Dawkins have mercy on your souls.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Dave's Top 10 Albums of 2011

So, after many weeks of listening to dozens of CDs recorded last year, trying to get this list perfected, I recently decided to settle.  Sure this list will probably change (in my head) in the future, but for now this is it.

A few notes before we get started:
- There are some albums that I really didn't get to spend enough time with (aka I like them, but they haven't really gotten the chance to develop staying power and marinate in my head.  Some examples:
Destroyer - Kaputt
St. Vincent - Strange Mercy
Real Estate - Days
Fucked Up - David Comes To Life
Okkervil River - I Am Very Far

-Honorable Mentions:
Arctic Monkeys - Suck It And See; this is a great album.  They really showed that they are able to write the slower, melodic songs that we saw a hint of on Humbug.
TV On The Radio - Nine Types of Light; the only thing wrong with this album is that it came out after Return to Cookie Mountain and Dear Science.  It's hard to follow up on two of the best CDs released in the past few years.
Girls - Father, Son, Holy Ghost; awesome CD!

THE LIST
10 - The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Belong (Recommended Songs: Belong, The Body, Even In Dreams)
9   - Radiohead - The King of Limbs (Recommended Songs: Bloom, Give Up the Ghost, Separator)
8   - Panda Bear - Tomboy (Recommended Songs: Tomboy, Slow Motion, Last Night At The Jetty)
7   - M83 - Hurry Up We're Dreaming (Recommended Songs: Intro, Midnight City, OK Pal)
6   - James Blake (eponymous) (Recommended Songs: The Wilhelm Scream, Give Me My Month, Measurements)
5   - Jay-Z and Kanye West - Watch the Throne (Recommended Songs: Niggas In Paris, Otis, Murder To Excellence)
4   - Kurt Vile - Smoke Ring For My Halo (Recommended Songs: Jesus Fever, Runner Ups, In My Time)
3   - Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues (Recommended Songs: Helplessness Blues, The Shrine/An Argument, Grown Ocean)
2   - Bon Iver (eponymous) (Recommended Songs: Perth, Holocene, Calgary)
1   - Drake - Take Care (Recommended Songs: Marvin's Room, Under Ground Kings, Lord Knows)

The End!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Conference Championship Picks

Ravens @ Patriots
I might not live through this game, so in the event that I go into cardiac arrest, I leave this blog to Dan.  Keep the name though.  The first 3 times the last decade that New England played in the conference championship, I still had enough other interests to not really be too invested in the outcome of the games.  The year that the Patriots were up 21-3 at halftime vs the Colts, the Bears were already in the Super Bowl, but that AFC Championship still fucked me up.  The next year, the Patriots were the best NFL team I'd ever seen and were hosting a Chargers team that had Billy Volek as their starting quarterback.  I was not worried.  Since then, 3 disappointing seasons (by Patriots standards) have left me hungrier (pun intended) to get back and avenge that Super Bowl loss.  I want this win so badly.
Obviously, the Ravens play better defense than a majority of the teams that the Pats have faced this year.  They will put pressure on Brady and have the kind of personnel that can take away some of the Patriots offense (as well as the Pats run game).  However, this doesn't change the fact that they can beat you deep with Branch, over the middle with the tight ends, or with Welker.  It's going to be up to Belichick and O'Brien to call a good game to keep the Ravens on their heels.  I don't think that the Pats will struggle to put up 25ish points.  As far as the Ravens are concerned, Joe Flacco has played so inconsistent at quarterback, I really don't know what to expect.  The Patriots, as the media loves to point out 13092 times a game, have the worst defense in the league.  New England is going to have to win the turnover battle to win this game (something they have been quite good at this season).  I also would like to address the fact that Patriots haven't beaten a winning team this entire season.  They are 14-3 this season and 2 of those losses were on last second field goals.  The other was playing a very good Steelers team in Pittsburgh.  Also, it's not like the Patriots were playing nail biters against these .500 teams.  They won their games by an average of over 12 points this season, playing the schedule that the NFL provided them.  You can't criticize teams for not beating teams that they weren't scheduled to play.  I'm taking the Patriots in a close game that has my heart rate hovering around 130bpm for a majority of it.

Giants @ 49ers
I'm not buying the fact that the weather is going to give this game to the 49ers.  Eli Manning is, and has been, an elite quarterback.  I watched Tom Brady put up 30+ points against the Bears in a blizzard last season.  Having said that, I think the Giants are in trouble elsewhere.  Alex Smith is surprising everyone by playing quarterback at a very high level this season.  Again, I don't know a great deal about the 49ers because they're never on TV, but their offensive line might doing something right.  The Giants had trouble getting to Rodgers last weekend and will need to hit Alex Smith early and often to get ahead in this game.  The 49ers will need to play smart football (short passing game, Gore runs) and try to get the ball into the end zone instead of just piling up field goals.  The 49ers defense held one of the best offenses in NFL history down last weekend for 50 minutes, before the end of that game just got crazy.  I have no doubt that they will be able to contain Eli.  However, the 49ers must be careful of how good Eli is in the 4th quarter and will have to look to keep him off of the field with the game on the line.  The Giants crazy-good pair of receivers are going to need to repeat last week's performance in order to have a chance in this game.  Okay, so a paragraph later, I really haven't shown any sort of favoritism in this pick.  I don't think the momentum of the Giants really matters as much as the media is writing.  This 49ers team has been overlooked all season and I don't think the enormity of what their trying to accomplish will effect them.  49ers in a good game.

I'll write something else tonight or tomorrow regarding my happiness/heartbreak, as well as some random thoughts on JoePa, the Aussie Open, internet porn, and other related subjects.

Go Pats!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

A Shout out to All of SST's International Readers!!!

Apparently, us crazy Americans aren't the only ones who can't get enough Selsky!  According to our web stats, we have readers in:
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Sunday, January 15, 2012

The Other Pick Packers v Giants

2:11 PM...Wow I don't think it's possible to get outplayed anymore than Baltimore is right now and still not have trailed in this game...As I say that, Lee Evans makes one of the best catches in recent memory

Giants @ Packers
The Packers offense looks unstoppable.  So many weapons to pass to and a quarterback that looks invincible.  They don't have a real strong option at running back; more just a collection of average to slightly above average backs that can put up yards, but don't really wow you.  Then you have a Giants team with one of the best front four defenses in the NFL.  Combine that with the fact that Green Bay's offensive line is banged up.  I don't think we are going to see the Packers put on the same show today that we have seen all season.  Rodgers will be under pressure for a lot of this game, and again, the run really isn't anything too intimidating.  On the other side, the Giants have essentially the same probably on offense, minus the injuries: 3 great WR, 3-headed running attack, and a tight end who can make catches.  The Packers defense will let Eli put up yards but also look to capitalize on all mistakes and force turnovers.  To make my pick, I'm going to do something I hate, and rely on intangibles.  Eli has been in this situation before, and he plays just as well on the road as he does at home.  He also has a history of being able to pull off late game miracles.  However, Rodgers has had 3 weeks to rest up and this Packers team was the best in the NFL all season long and are playing at home.  I'm taking the Giants in a classic, down-to-the-wire game that will end up being the game of the playoffs (which is saying something after yesterday's 49ers victory over the Saints).

Other notes-
- The first Grand Slam of the 2012 Tennis season begins tomorrow (tonight in the US).  I'm fucking pumped.  I'm taking Roger Federer to win this one.
- After this weekend, look for me to hold true on my promises to make this blog (that no one is reading) less of an NFL picks page.  We'll also start seeing posts from our other columnists.
- I have a few works in progress for you to look forward to: my long anticipated Best of 2011 post, my live-blog of listening to the new blink182 CD for the first time, and my live-blog of CBS's #1 new hit comedy, 2 broke Girls!!
- Final note: I saw the flick "The Kids Are All Right" this weekend.  Fucking awesome movie.  I thought the acting sucked at first because the same-sex parents and their family seemed forced and unnatural.  Then I realized that's the point.  It's not supposed to seem natural to most people at this point; we're not used to it.  However, the film perfectly captures all of the issues that families like that could/probably have to go through.  Probably the best film from 2011 I have seen (although I still have The Town, The Fighter, The King's Speech and (The) Winter's Bone to watch).

2:36

Divisional Round Sunday QUICK PICK

WOOO GO PATS!!! Gotta make this quick due to the game about to start!

Texans @ Ravens
Like I said last week, it's really too bad for the Texans that they lost Matt Schaub in a year where everything else seemed to be working perfectly.  Today, they are going to have a harder time than usual moving the ball.  The Texans aren't used to playing in the cold (32 and sunny isn't THAT cold, but it's not Texas) and will have to make big plays in order to keep the Ravens defense honest.  Look for the Ravens to put tons of pressure on rookie QB Yates (who is in wayyyyy over his head) and probably isn't ready for this stage.  If he can do a good job of getting the ball downfield to Andre Johnson and hitting his tight ends over the middle, perhaps the running game will be able to put up the other-worldly numbers that we saw during the end of the regular season.  On the other side, Joe Flacco gets his first home playoff game and is probably highly motivated by the fact that he doesn't have to deal with the Steelers no matter what.  However, this Texans defense is underrated, even without their best player on the unit, Mario Williams.  Joe Flacco's schiezophrenic record as a QB (he could put up 400 or 100 yards and neither would surprise me) make it hard to confidently pick Baltimore in the past, but with Ray Rice doing so much damage and the emergence of incredibly fast Torrey Smith on offense to comliment a more physical Anquan Boldin, I'm going to take the Ravens in a good game.  Game 2 picks coming up in a little bit.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Divisional Round Playoff Preview!!! Saturday

Saturday January 14, 2012
10:14am

Saints at 49ers-
This is difficult game for me to predict because I think I've only seen the 49ers play maybe 3 games in the past 5 years due to scheduling.  I can really only rely on stats and word of mouf.  I predicted a Saints win and huge game from Brees last week mostly because of the fact that I expected that game to be a shootout. However, the Saints haven't been half the team on the road this year as they are at the MERCEDES BENZ SUPERDOME.  I've also heard comparisons between this years 49ers defense and the 85 Bears defense.  Obviously, that's probably a bit of an exaggeration, but some of San Francisco's defensive stats are staggering.  San Francisco will have to run the 9 velcro (from their Madden 12 playbook) to keep Brees from running screens to Sproles all afternoon.  I really don't know how San Francisco's offense works, but I'm pretty sure running the ball mixed in with 5 yard passes to Vernon Davis will be enough to move the ball into field goal territory, where the NFL's real MVP David Akers will be able to put points on the board.  I'm not sure Alex Smith will take enough chances to even allow a below-average Saints defense to capitalize off of mistakes.  I'm taking the 49ers in a really close game.  Good for the 49ers organization.

Broncos at Patriots -
I don't want to get cocky here, because we all saw what happened when I did that last year.  I respect and fear Denver's solid defense and strong running game.  My biggest problem with thinking they have a shot is imagining Tebow playing a perfect game.  I think if Timmy plays as good as God could ask for, the Broncos have a ceiling of 24 points.  Yes, I keep hearing about how awful the Patriots defense is and how they allow more yard than any other team in the NFL.  They also have better than league-average numbers in POINTS allowed per game, and a defense that is very good at forcing turnovers.  Those hypothetical 24 points are not going to be enough to stop these Patriots.  They simply have too many weapons offensively and just have too many ways to beat you.  Between the 2 TE attack, having to deal with Welker (who despite his size, is probably one of the 5 best WR in the NFL), and having to deal with oft forgotten deep threats like Deion Branch or even Chad Ochocinco, Denver simply just doesn't have enough coverage to get this job done.  X-Factor: if Logan Mankins doesn't play and Brady is under pressure all evening, he could be forced into making mistakes.  I think there is a limit to what Tebow can do, but if he has the defense helping him out, it is a different story.  I'm taking the Patriots with a comfortable lead by the start of the final quarter.

As you all know, the Patriots are my preferred NFL team.  It is awesome to cheer for such a successful organization, especially one with such great management and coaching.  However, there are some fortunate organizations in sports such as the Yankees, Colts, Pats, Heat, (the Bulls and Blackhawks for the next 5-10 years) where making the playoffs is expected.  The regular season is fun, but after a playoff loss, you're not hoping to get back to the playoffs next year; you are simply WAITING for the next playoff game.  The Patriots have not won a playoff game since January 2008 before their loss in Super Bowl XLII.  The next year, the Pats became only the 2nd 11-5 team in NFL history to miss the postseason.  And the next 2 years, a loss in the first round in Foxboro.  There has been a lot to cheer about in the Patriots organization in the past 4 years, but for fans, the season really begins tonight.  The country seems to be obsessed with the Brady-Tebow matchup.  I have almost forgotten who were are playing.  The Patriots need to win this game to get a playoff losing streak off of their backs.  If Denver pulls off the upset tonight, a team that has gone 64-16 the past 5 regular seasons will be taking heavy criticism and may even lead to some personnel changes.  So what I'm really trying to say is that it was another fun regular season (especially going under the radar this year), but I've been patiently and anxiously waiting for this day for exactly one year.  Go Pats.

A few additional notes:
- Go Bulls...Just ran over the Celtics last night...Looks like their perennial winning might be stopped in this condensed season
- Go Blackhawks...playing the Redwings again in Detroit with only a 1 game lead over them
- Go Florida State...the giant slayers always pull off the big upset (it was Duke last year; UNC tonight)

Friday, January 6, 2012

A New Year: 2011-12 NFL Playoff First Round Thoughts and Other Notes PART TWO

January 6, 2012 12:17AM

First some notes on New Years goals
- It's 12:17 and I'm starting a blog post because once again I passed out from 7:30-10pm.
- I ate Pizza Hut for dinner (I will hate myself for this tomorrow)
- I'm driving to work tomorrow and have every day this week
- I'm starting to think that chewing 1.5 packs of gum a day might be one of the reasons I have terrible stomach pains around 4pm every day of the week
In general, better luck next week...this weekend is going to be a shit show...mistakes will be made

On Carlos Zambrano being traded...I could probably write a 10 page paper about my feelings on this and memories of Big Z.  Along with Aramis going to Milwaukee after 9 years in blue, seeing Zambrano is leave officially ends the 2000s era Cubs.  Yes, I know, the highlights of the past decade from an outside perspective are one of the worst playoff collapses of all time and 2 straight years of getting swept in the NLDS.  The fact is, the postseason woes aside, the past decade was one of the best in Cubs history as far as winning percentage goes.  These players were also fun to cheer for.  If you asked most of my friends who my 2 favorite Cubs were from the past decade, they would tell you it was Zambrano and Ramirez.  I understand and totally agree with the moves from a managerial standpoint, but I'll always remember the no hitter and the years of constantly teasing us with so many games where he looked outright unhit-able (and then following it up with a game with 5 walks and 80 pitches through 3 innings).  Also, as a teammate I might not have appreciated him singling out teammates, being an asshole, and retiring in the middle of the season, but as a fan, he just seemed extremely passionate.  Cubs fans are suckers for this, as made evident by our extreme appreciation for Ron Santo, despite being one of the worst broadcasters in radio history.  I'd wish you good luck Carlos, but you're on the Marlins.  So go fist yourself.

Speaking of this weekend, how about the Sunday games?!

Atlanta Falcons @ New York Giants-
Much like last year, I think the Falcons are overrated.  That defense doesn't show me anything that leads me to believe that they can stop the passing game with the deep threats of Nicks and Victor Cruz.  Also, I don't think the Giants unpredictable running game will be a problem.  For the Falcons, their strength really seems to be in a slow offense that keeps the other team's offense off the field.  This could be effective if it gets into a rhythm, but I'm also expecting Roddy White to drop at least 3 big passes.  Michael Turner will put up yards and have a good game, but I feel like each Falcons scoring drive will take as much time as it takes the Giants to score twice.  This isn't even taking into account how good the Giants pass defense is.  Ryan will be under pressure all afternoon, and the Giants secondary will capitalize.  If it seems like I'm really selling the Falcons short here, keep in mind that this game is going to be played in cold, and most likely windy, conditions.  The Falcons play in a dome.  All of this, along with Eli's reputation of being a 4th quarter QB this season leads me to believe the Giants should comfortably win this game.  I'd probably rank this as my highest confidence pick of the 4 weekend games.

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Denver Broncos
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think the Broncos are going to win this game.  While Tim Tebow may totally suck as a passer, his ability to rush as well as the threat of Willis McGahee will keep Pittsburgh's defense honest.  Pittsburgh's defense hasn't been as dominant this year as in years pass, and I don't think Denver is going to give them enough opportunities (as in, I think Tebow probably attempts 15 passes this game max., and half of them will be at least 10 yards away from anybody on either team).  I really wish John Elway wouldn't have issued a statement this week telling Tebow to essentially just go for it (paraphrased).  I interpret that as stop trying to win games on the last drive and throw more passes.  THIS IS A BAD IDEA!  Regarding the Steelers, injuries are going to play a major role.  Obviously, Mendenhall will be missing this game (as well as the rest of the postseason), but I really don't think the gap between him and Isaac Redman is as substantial as I would have believed pre-season.  The real problem is Big Ben playing hurt.  I understand that he is a tough quarterback and has played hurt before, but his biggest strength is his ability to extend the play and buy himself time.  With a bum ankle, scrambling against a very good pass rush, he is going to be forced into playing out of his comfort zone.  Thankfully for him, he might only have to throw 20 yard passes to Mike Wallace who will already have Champ Bailey beat by a few yards on each play.  I'm still saying that we might see Roethlisberger making more mistakes than Tebow in this game.  Also, keep in mind that this is an incredibly loud stadium and home field advantage will matter. I didn't want to mention this, but Tebow seems to find ways to pull miracles out of his ass every other game.  I think he'll add one more this weekend before heading to Foxboro on the 14th.

This weekend: JIM AND KRISTINA's wedding.  I wish I could live-blog this event, but that would be a little rude/lame.  I'll post highlights next week sometimes.  Also, coming soon: my long overdue and anticipated Best of 2011 post.  I have actually been working on this post for around a month, but I've been trying to give it some time when it comes to ranking things.  Last year, I made the mistake of putting Yeasayer's Odd Blood on my Best Albums of 2010 list.  I don't want to make another error like that.

I'm Out

1:02AM

Monday, January 2, 2012

A New Year: 2011-12 NFL Playoff First Round Thoughts and Other Notes

January 2, 2012 4:35
Where do we...begin?...
Last year, I created this blog as a way to put my thoughts in a place where people would actually read them if they cared enough; as a way to not clutter up people's Facebook news feeds with my annoying blurbs.  I fell a little bit short on my plan and ended up not making a post after the first week of January.  Well it's a new year so I'll give it another shot.  A few random thoughts before my NFL Playoffs Round 1 Predictions:
- Alright, so I was a little overconfident with my Patriots Super Bowl Champs prediction last year.  I'm going to try to be less of a homer going forward, but it's going to be tough considering that 4 of my 5 favorite sports teams are all serious contenders for their championships this year.
- My landlord just stopped by to let me know that he's going to fix the 4 dead lights in our living room.  If this gets done tomorrow, it will only have taken him 5 months!
- I'm probably not going to stop posting excessively on Facebook.  Sometimes I literally only have 80 characters worth of thoughts and I'm not too fond of the Twitter.

NFL PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS (1 weekend at a time this year)
SATURDAY JAN 7 (aka THE DAY I WILL MISS DUE TO JIM'S WEDDING)
- Bengals @ Texans - It's probably a good thing that I'm going to be away from the TV during this game, because I'd probably be asleep by the end of the 1st quarter.  While the Texans may be down to their 3rd string QB, I don't really see them having any problem putting up enough points to win this game.  Andre Johnson and their 2 tight ends, as well as the double-headed running attack of Foster and Tate will be able to put up enough points to cover the Bengals.  What a shame for Houston; they have 1 year where the division is up for grabs due to Manning's injury and their Pro Bowl-worthy QB Matt Schaub goes down for the season.  I think this team could have made a deep run with their key players being healthy.  The Bengals really don't show me anything that leads me to believe to that they're a playoff threat.  Rookie surprises Andy Dalton and A.J. Green are the only real big play threats and I can't see this team winning if they find themselves down early in the game.  Cedric Benson blows.  I'm taking Houston in a snorefest.

- Lions @ Saints - Goddammit Jim.  Couldn't have gotten married on Friday?  I am PISSED that I'm missing this one.  This is going to be such a high scoring game with strong play on both sides of the ball.  Brees has so many threats and tight end Jimmy Graham might be the best in the league (you could argue for him or Gronk).  Also, the screen passes to Darren Sproles are going to be a huge problem for Detroit.  On the other side, you have a super aggressive Detroit line that will put pressure on Brees for the entire game and force him into making mistakes.  Detroit's passing game should continue to turn heads with QB Stafford (putting up over 5k passing yards in his first full season) throwing to deep threat and best WR in the league Calvin Johnson.  The problem here is that Detroit does not have much of a run game.  Expect New Orleans to blitz early and often.  I really like both of these teams, and this matchup makes me realize that the NFC is officially the power conference.  Detroit is a great team, but I just think the Saints balanced team (offense, strong takeaway defense, and special teams), combined with the deafening crowd of the MERCEDES BENZ SUPERDOME will give the Saints this game.

NOTES REGARDING NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS or Some things I'd like to do this year:
- Save money (no more driving to work, spending less money at 7-11 on bottled water and gum, 200 dollar  (or more) hands of blackjack, less fast food/delivery)
- Lose some LBS (I'm pretty sure I'll lose a shit ton of weight just by doing the above things and drinking a bunch of water; hit the gym)
- Start reading more; beat the new Zelda game

Alright, I'm out of shit to write about for today.  Gonna watch the rest of the Rose Bowl (Go Badgers!) and the Fiesta Bowl/Blackhawks games.

Dave signing out.
5:11 PM

Monday, December 12, 2011

SST RELAUNCHES IN LESS THAN A WEEK!!!!!!!!!

After a long hiatus, the award winning bloggers at SST will return to provide you with insight, comedy, thrills, and leave you begging for more.  Look for SST's first OFFICIAL column within the next few days!!!!

For now:
BULLETBALL!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

My NFL Playoff Predictions!!!!!

Wild Card Round
Saints at Seahawks - Saints (I can't see any scenario short of Drew Brees getting hurt on the first play that the Seahawks win)
Packers at Eagles - Packers (I would have picked the Eagles had they not laid that egg against Minnesota a few weekends ago.  I believe this will be an incredible game, with Aaron Rodgers stealing the show and the win)
Ravens at Chiefs - Ravens (Baltimore's offense is too good for the Chiefs.  Bad matchup)
Jets at Colts - Jets (The Jets are a good road team; Manning is great at home.  I'm picking New York solely because I believe the Colts will have trouble passing.  However, the Jets offensive line have their hands full with Freeney and Mathis up front)

Divisional Round
Saints at Bears - Bears (Homefield advantage might actually have a lot to do with this game.  That and the Bears defense has been good against pass-happy offenses, sans New England)
Packers at Falcons - Packers (Aaron Rodgers played the best game of his career indoors, on the road, in the playoffs last year.  Their defense will handle the Falcons)
Jets at Patriots - Patriots (Because New England routed them at home just weeks ago, and the Pats have so many offensive weapons, taking away Welker and Branch isn't enough to stop Brady anymore)
Ravens at Steelers - Steelers (This is the pick I have the least amount of confidence in.  Roethlisberger's been here before and is at home; don't bet on this game)

Conference Championships
Packers at Bears - Packers (Weather is no longer a factor; both good defenses; both good special teams; Packers offense better; better team wins)
Steelers at Patriots - Patriots (It's too easy.  Troy Polamalu is the only player in this game that could reverse my predicted outcome)

Super Bowl
Packers vs. Patriots - Patriots (Because they're the best team in the NFL, their running game is better, and because I'm a fucking homer)

Go Pats!!!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Dave's Favorite CDs of 2010

It's been a while since anyone's posted anything, but I assure all you devoted readers, there will be posts everyday from now on.  I wanted to list my 10 favorite CDs from this year (I'm assuming that nothing good is coming out in the next 2 weeks).  A few notes before I list them off:
- There are a lot of CDs that were recommended to me that I did not get around to listening to (Sufjan Stevens, The Walkmen, etc.) so this is only MY favorite CDs and nothing more (I encourage people to post their own list)
-I wanted to get this posted before Pitchfork released their list at midnight, so people didn't think I was just ripping them off
- Almost all of these CDs are new releases from bands that were already amongst my favorite when 2010 started.  There aren't many new bands that really stood out to me this year.

 Lets get to it:
1:  Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
2:  The Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
3:  Deerhunter - Halycon Digest
4:  LCD Soundsystem - This Is Happening
5:  Vampire Weekend - Contra
6:  The National - High Violet
7:  Beach House - Teen Dream
8:  Broken Social Scene - Forgiveness Rock Record
9:  The New Pornographers - Together
10:  Wolf Parade - Expo '86

Honorable Mentions:
Yeasayer - Odd Blood
Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty
Maxwell Street Mad Ballaz - Money and Pu$$ie$ E.P.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Greatest Rapper Of All Time Is Worst Part Of One of The Best Rap CDs Of All Time

Holy shit Jay-Z.  The new Kanye CD is nearly perfect.  However, on two consecutive tracks H-O-V-A has verses that have to be amongst the worst he's ever laid down.  Put on a pair of old boots, because we're about to take a walk through these steaming piles of shit.

"Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong
Lochness, Goblin, Ghoul, a zombie with no conscience (Editors note: This last line is particularly stupid)
question what do all these things have in common
everybody knows I’m a motherfucking monster"
-Here, Jay-Z proves that he does in fact know what things would constitute as monsters

"conquer, stomp ya, stop your silly nonsense
none of you niggas know where the swamp is
none of you niggas have seen the carnage that I’ve seen
I still hear fiends scream in my dream"
murder murder in black convertibles
I kill a block I murder avenues
rape and pillage a village, women and children"
-Jay-Z is like 20 years removed from being gangster; I'll let this go because I'll probably totally dig the new Dre Cd where he's talking about guns right before he goes to film his next Dr. Pepper commercial

"everybody wanna know what my Achilles' heel is
Love I don't get enough of it
all I get is these vampires and blood suckers
all I see is these niggas I’ve made millionaires
milling about, spilling there feelings in the air
all I see is these fake fucks with no fangs
tryna draw blood with my ice cold veins
I smell a massacre
seems to be the only way to back you bastards up"
-Okay...hold on...who are all of these rappers who are profiting off Jay-Z?  My knowledge of mainstream hip-hop is pretty poor, but I'm pretty sure like half of the rappers out there are on this CD that Jay himself produced.  We all know Jay-Z had a feud with NAS (who Kanye considers one of his biggest influences), but that was like 1999.  Who are you? Eminem?  If you're still referring to NAS, get over it.  Eminem is still rapping about his mom, (ex?)wife, and daughter?  His daughter has to be like 30 by now.  

"How should I begin this
I’m just so offended
how am I even mentioned by all these fucking beginners?"

-Who? Kanye? Drake? Kid Cudi? Lil Wayne?  Haven't you worked with all of these people?

"I’m so appalled I might buy the mall
just to show niggas how much more I have in store
I’m fresher than you all
so I don’t have to pause
all of y’all can suck my balls through my draws"
-This needs no explaining; I'm pretty sure I wrote this on the back of a box of Miller High Life on a Maxwell Street outtake before I decided it was too stupid

"dark knight feeling, die or be a hero
or live long enough to see yourself become a villain?
-Quoting the Dark Knight? Really?

"I went from the favourite to the most hated"
-I don't remember this happening; I didn't think anything bad about Jay-Z until Blueprint 3 came out, and there's still some good songs on that

"or would you rather be underpaid or over-rated?
moral victories is for minor league coaches
and ‘Ye already told you "We Major" you cockroaches
show me where the boats is, Ferrari testarossa’s
the Hammer went broke so you know I’m more focused
I lost thirty mill so I spent another 30
cuz unlike Hammer 30 mill can’t hurt me
fucking insane, the fuck am I sayin’
not only am I fly, I’m fucking not playing
all these little bitches too big for their britches
burning their little bridges
fucking ridiculous"
-Whatever; this is fine

In conclusion, the new Kanye CD rocks so hard; Raekwon, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, etc. are all able to contribute to this CD better than Jay-Z.  Kanye should release a bonus track called "so appalled (that Jay-z almost ruined my perfect album)"

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

MTV

As I sit here, at the computer, doing important, studious activities, I wonder who the FUCK is in charge of MTV these days. Our outcast roommate, Kim, has decided that it would be a good idea to turn on the show 16 and Pregnant! (being pregnant at this age is apparently exciting?) The girl on this show failed the GED. Seriously, who the fuck can't pass the GED? If you are over the age of 16, you should be able to pass this test drunk, high, and sleep deprived. In the narrative voice-over, she declares, "Maybe it would have just been easier to stay in school rather then take the GED." NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Maybe, if you made your white-trash, Nickelback loving, boyfriend wear a rubber then you could of accomplished your dream of ranking 47th out of 54 students down there in Mobile, Alabama. Yes, I just assumed this episode was filmed down there because I assume all uneducated, trashy people live in the South. Next, our star has an interview at the local pizzeria. She is asked what she would say to a disgruntled customer who got a pepperoni pizza instead of the sausage pizza they requested. She really thinks long and hard about the question, but can't even come up with a logical answer. Of course, she beat the other three candidates out because she still has all of her teeth. Honestly, I would rather watch a show about teenage girls who get abortions. If you enjoy this show, please go suffocate yourself with a pillow.



NOTE- I just found out that Kim actually watched this show On-Demand. I have now lost what little respect I have left for her, and yes, I will be killing her sleep tonight.

'Tis the season!

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ESPN Quotes

"In a radio interview Monday, Haynesworth blamed the report on "haters" who don't like him..."

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5895357

Final Thoughts...Moving On

Many saw/perhaps still see this as a year where the torch of the AFC East would be passed from the decade-long domination of New England to the Jets, who with their talented sophomore QB and RB and plethora of acquisitions, became reality TV stars (nice) and let the world know they were ready to take over.  What happened last night is obviously not a reflection of how good this Jets team is (although the coaching/playcalling was a bit of a head-scratcher), but should be terrifying for AFC East teams and Patriots haters alike.  The truth is that this team is currently at the top of the NFL in what was initially supposed to be a rebuilding season.  The NFL's youngest defense is starting to look more and more confident every week, and the scariest part is: there's more of them coming.  The Patriots currently have 6 picks in the first three rounds of the 2011 NFL draft and Belichick has proven to be more than effective at helping young players up their games very quickly.  Brady, Deion Branch, Wes Welker might all be aging, but lets look at the 2007 Patriots, easily one of the best teams in league history: Randy Moss, Richard Seymour, Tedy Bruschi, Mike Vrabel, Asante Samuel, Ellis Hobbs, Rodney Harrison. All great players, all gone.  Belichick's talent evaluation and success as essentially being the GM of the team has made the past few years a incredibly enjoyable to watch in what was really a transition between dynasties.  The 2nd on is starting now.  The NBA's Los Angeles Lakers are in the middle of their 2nd reign right now to many people's chagrin, and I have a feeling the Jets and all of the NFL are going to yearn for the past few seasons, when the Patriots only won 10-11 games a year, and left the door open for other teams in the division.  That door is now closing for years to come.

Go Pats!

Jets Vs. Patriots: The Morning After

Upon the dawning of the sun, on this, the seventh morning of the twelfth month of the year of our lord, Two-Thousand and Ten, news has been sung to me from on high of the returning of our Messiah, the anointed one. For there have been three long years of denial, as it was told "that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, and saying, Where is the promise of his coming?" (2 Peter 3:3-4) And so it came as great surprise to the plentiful pundits that Sir Thomas Edward Brady Jr. had returned to show us the one true path towards the light. From his hand the wonders of touchdown passes have rained through the sky signifying the coming of the end times. Quoting The Book in His post-game press conference, He spoke, "I will show wonders in the heaven above and signs on the earth below, blood and fire and billows of smoke," (Acts 2:19) continuing, "And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come." (Matthew 24:14) Upon the dismantling of the reality-TV star Jets, He hath certainly shown Himself to be the Player of Most Value, eclipsing one killer of dogs with the flowing hair of America's sweetheart. And let this day stand in time as the point which made it possible for Thomas Edward Brady Jr. to become the next Republican Senator from Massachusetts.


Praise Him.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Jets vs. Patriots Final Write-Up

What can really be said about tonight's game? The New York Jets traveled to New England and laid an egg. It seems that Rex Ryan let his man-crush on Bill Belichick and "The Golden Boy" Tom Brady get in the way of forming any resemblance of a game plan. Once again, coach Belichick looks like a genius. Deion Branch has, at least for one more season, resurrected his career. Danny Woodhead has found a home in Kevin Faulk's absence. Mike Tannenbaum and the rest of the New York Jets must be kicking themselves in the ass over letting him go, but keeping Joe Mcknight. Really?

The Patriots played like the best team in the NFL tonight. There is really nothing more to say about that guy, Tom Brady besides he is one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play. Single handily exploiting the entire Jet's defense, Welkahhh was all over the field tonight converting important third downs while helping his quarterback out of some potential sacks.The thing that really impressed me was the young Patriots defense. Having an average age of just 26, they held a potent Jets team to just three points. They may give up a lot of points, but they are an extremely opportunistic defense that comes up with big plays when they need to. Mark Sanchez finally came back down to Earth this week throwing three interceptions, one being costly in the red-zone. The only true bright spot for the Jets tonight was Santonio Holmes. He continues to be one of the most physically talented wide receivers in the NFL.

Coming down to the final four weeks of the season, The Patriots have a nice, comfortable lead on the AFC East. In my opinion, the Patriots have a lighter schedule the last four weeks of the season. Both teams play the Bears, Dolphins, and Bills which are all winnable games. The Jets still have to travel to Pittsburgh while the Patriots get the Packers at home. Everything points to New England winning the division with the Jets taking a wild-card spot. Here's to hoping the Bears take a big shit in the Patriot's cheerios.

If you don't know, now ya know...

Jets Vs. Patriots Preview 12/06/10

It would be hard to make an argument that tonight's game is not the most important and marquee match-up of the season.  The winner of this game will have the best record in the AFC (clearly the superior conference) and according to ESPN, an 80% chance of winning the AFC Eastern Division.  Also, as a Patriots fan, this game has extra importance to me because the only two teams I see as a threat to potentially take the #1 seed, the Ravens or Steelers, and New England holds the tiebreaker over both of those teams.  The game has the set-up to go down to the wire, but could just as easily turn into a blowout quickly (hopefully in the Pats favor).

Jets Strengths:
Team Defense (The defense is one of the best in the NFL)
Running Game (LT has slowed down lately, but Shonn Green appears to be turning into the dominant back we saw last January)
Underdog Factor/Inferiority Complex (The Jets and Rex Ryan love to play the role of the underdog and the 'second fiddle' of the division; Ryan also addresses to the media the importance of this game and no doubt his players hear a lot of it)

Patriots Strengths:
Depth on Offense (Revis might take away Deion Branch, but this offense has so many weapons and players that can exploit any hole in the defense)
Ball-Hawking Secondary (This defense will give up points and yards, but they rely on picks and turnovers to give Brady the ball back; if Sanchez is able to avoid turning the ball over, this game won't even be close)
Coaching (Ryan is a great coach, but he is going up against one of the best coaches in the history of professional sports)

In other words, I have no idea who will win this game, but I'll take New England based on Brady's experience and the energy the crowd will provide a game of this magnitude.  Hopefully, the Pats will pull out a win tonight and have the numbers to prove that they are the best team in the NFL.  New England has beaten Pittsburgh, Baltimore, San Diego, and Indianapolis (meaning they will have beaten most likely every other division winner in their conference).  The Jets, on the other hand, seem to make a ritual out of winning at appx. 3:15 every Sunday afternoon.  While as far as the Jets are concerned, a win is a win, the Patriots have looked a lot better doing it, and I feel they will do the same tonight.

Go Pats!!!!!!