MTV

As I sit here, at the computer, doing important, studious activities, I wonder who the FUCK is in charge of MTV these days. Our outcast roommate, Kim, has decided that it would be a good idea to turn on the show 16 and Pregnant! (being pregnant at this age is apparently exciting?) The girl on this show failed the GED. Seriously, who the fuck can't pass the GED? If you are over the age of 16, you should be able to pass this test drunk, high, and sleep deprived. In the narrative voice-over, she declares, "Maybe it would have just been easier to stay in school rather then take the GED." NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Maybe, if you made your white-trash, Nickelback loving, boyfriend wear a rubber then you could of accomplished your dream of ranking 47th out of 54 students down there in Mobile, Alabama. Yes, I just assumed this episode was filmed down there because I assume all uneducated, trashy people live in the South. Next, our star has an interview at the local pizzeria. She is asked what she would say to a disgruntled customer who got a pepperoni pizza instead of the sausage pizza they requested. She really thinks long and hard about the question, but can't even come up with a logical answer. Of course, she beat the other three candidates out because she still has all of her teeth. Honestly, I would rather watch a show about teenage girls who get abortions. If you enjoy this show, please go suffocate yourself with a pillow.



NOTE- I just found out that Kim actually watched this show On-Demand. I have now lost what little respect I have left for her, and yes, I will be killing her sleep tonight.